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Here are some strange messages I have received on OKCupid.

???

people respond to my profile

The context here is that I write very small pieces of speculative fiction in the 'explanation' box for my questions. Someone asked if they were Cormac McCarthy quotes once, which may be my greatest achievement. I've also gotten a few messages written in the same style as my responses. Dating site as platform for collaborative fiction-writing, anyone?

Never change, internet.